shock. Dark Matter which by all accounts is dark has been found by astronomers using the Hubble Telescope. Apparently dark matter constitutes approx 85% of the universe which probably means it's even in tea. Meanwhile Dark Energy makes up the bulk of what's remaining of the universe. Being Dark energy I assume it's part of what helps keep the dark tea hot. Buy hey, what do I know?
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Resist the dark side Luke! I mean Dan... sorry, resist the dark side Dan! Much danger the dark tea is!
D,
Wey hey! Great to see you back on these e-shores. As for the dark side, hey, dark energy/dark matter, it's a surprise we can even see the light. "Don't go into the light Luke, stay away from the... bugger!'
I knew there was something suspicious about tea.
are you sure that it isn't instead the inevitable pull that makes tea go cold? there's much more cold tea in the world than hot. at least, in my world.
What about green tea, what keeps it warm?
I think my poor cousin was married to some sort of matter...what's that Beatles' song about yellow matter...?
Jay,
there's something suspicious about the whole universe, dontcha find? And tea, well here in the UK it's the national drink so I try and keep quiet about dark matter in tea. Don't want to be accused of starting trouble.
Hayden,
Ah, once again the differences between you Yanks and us Brits expresses itself. Here in the UK there's always, and I mean always more hot tea around than cold. It's a way of life, after all. Saw us through the blitz in fact.
G,
Green tea is for wimps. Dark tea's where it's at. Believe me. Re the Beatles are you referring to their song I am the Walrus? I'm sure there's a verse that has something yellow dripping from a dead dog's eye... urgh.
So when can we expect a Dark Energy Drink?
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