Speaking for cicadas everywhere Joey Tremblewing told the New York Times, "While the frenzy of sex, drugs, noise, booze and wild partying might appear excessive to some we must not forget those who heeded the UN's call to eat more insects by plunging into a vat of chocolate."
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Oh man, shouldn't the UN be telling people to plant more food in their backyard?
Not more food. More insects! It's well known that a fat ant can keep a family of three for a whole week. And they don't have to wait for the harvest. Not entirely clear on the ant's view but hey, there's plenty of ants. And some are even in pants.
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