On the front page...

of yesterday's Guardian newspaper was a photo of Sister Mary, Robot Doctor. Very fetching in brushed aluminium, slim base, tapered waist broadening at the top, cheap casters. It reminded me of a urinal in which languish fag ends and those little disinfectant blocks that having failed the mothball exam are thereafter the focus of life's golden stream. Goes to show what happens when you neglect your education, lesson here for everyone methinks.