has gremlins. None of my software glitch fixers seem able to stop the system being really, really, really slow. And I mean snail pace here. At night I sometimes hear muffled singing dancing and laughter coming from the hardrive casing. I suspect there's agambling adrinking and afornicating going on as well. Comes to something when the innards of my computer lead a more exciting life than me. Well, I'm gonna put a stop to it. Gonna take the machine and get it fixed. Then it's either back to he grindstone for those lazy electronic fuckwits or the scrapheap.
There will be no mercy.
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woof! they better take heed and scrabble on out of there before they get electrocuted in a download! ?or would that be buried?
sounds like you got a load of snoopware in there.
you should lay a trap and when they come running out in fear you can catch them and strip them of their notepads and tapes and all - all of their tracking tools - then put bells on them before you let them go again.
Hayden,
Ha ha. I've bought this Norton System Works from Symantec and pardon me for advertising but it has kicked my pc's arse, or ass as you Americans say. I've been running diagnostics all evening (yawn, yawn, I know...) and my machine's in tip top condtion and quicker than something that's very quick. The only noise from my hardrive casing now is the hum of industry, the drone of work being done and the furrowed calculating of calculations. This is how it should be!
So, invigorated by new energy my next blog is to be something frivolous followed by Pt wotsit of Monsters.
Yeeeeeeehah!
Hurrah! Let the Friviolity begin, and Parts Watzit be not far behind!
I'm fond of Norton myself. Not that it's personal or anything....(she glances around furtively)
Or Dan, you could just join in the fun, gambling, singing, drinking, fornicating, laughing.
Hayden,
I'm gearing myself up as we speak.
G,
I'd like to have joined them in the sex drugs and rock and roll but I'm too big and their home, the hardrive casing is too small. Seemed easier to get Sheriff Norton in to kick their arse. And that's precisely what he did!
You probably dropped some pieces of the Batenburg cake over your PC after midnight... that changes regular gremlins to evil ones, you know.
That's what got your PC.
D,
I think you might be right about cake gremlins in my pc. It's still not working properly which is why I've not been on line much of late. Still not properly fixed even though I've taken it to a shop. Grrrr. Still, I shall plough on. Here's a link for Battenburg Cake should you ever wish to bake one.
http://fan.stolemyheart.net/battenburg/
well. there IS such a thing as Battenburg cake! first frankenstein monsters, then real cakes, then students in wigs, then...... my head is spinning.
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