Thursday, November 01, 2007

Photoshop Elements 5.0




is a wonderful object though I'm not sure about the "5.0" bit. Five point oh? Whatever happened to 5, or five? And what's this "Die Hard 4.0" about? Four point oh.

Photoshop Elements plays a more positive role in my life than any Bruce Willis film, as is evidenced on the right.

The image was achieved by fiddling with Photoshop though I can't now remember precisely what I did. However, the trick has brought me joy which I suppose is the main thing.

5 comments:

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

Does this mean you've read the manual now, Dan?

K. Restoule said...

Personally I'd rather watch a Bruce Willis movie than one of those stuck up "Mean Girls" Swan.

Oh and the .0 is suppose to be cool. It's suppose to make you look l33t.

Dan Flynn said...

G,

Sadly no, I ocassionally glance at the manual and have been known to open it up once or twice but read it? I'm afraid not. Life's too short and besides you should see the manual, it's so huge I sometimes use it as an extra seat when I've too many guests for dinner and even then a ladder is needed to climb on, then there's the nose bleeds from the altitude problem. Photoshop manual, bigger than God. I hear a Swiss alpine team are planning to traverse the north face of my manual in the spring.

K,

No idea what I33t is but I do know Bruce Willis should put the action man stuff behind him. Except if it's directed by Tarantino of course.

Anonymous said...

Ooooh I did want to try Photoshop but, sadly, it's template? colour scheme will not convert to black background. (Eyesight problems, long story). I' e heard it does wonderful things including a terrific thing called "layers".

I have been playing with an old version of Corel Photo though and that's fun.

You are a scream Dan, thank you for the laughs.

Dan Flynn said...

Sandy,

I've no idea what layers are and shan't look them up either. I really try to avoid looking in the manual because it's too complicated and besides its current job is propping open the kitchen door, a task to which it is most suited.