I saw a tv advert...

for a kid's film today. It carried the logo 'Mild Peril', I presume as some kind of warning. 'Mild' and 'Peril', not two words generally found together in the same sentence. And then it came to me, bugger, I bet some scummy corporate lawyer thought of that. Currying favour with his bosses, covering all the litigate bases, earning his fucking inflated fee. 'Mild Peril', it's not even hyperbole. Grrrrrr.