Crowcroft Park last night and blew a ligament in my knee. Said knee currently looks like a balloon in middle of leg. Indeed I've hired Lilliputians to tie the thing down so I can get a good night's sleep. Were it not for the Lilliputians being up all night drinking and afornicating I'd be having a good night's sleep.
Never let Lilliputians in your bed. They're worse than crumbs.
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Do you remember what Gulliver did to put the fire out at the castle of the queen of Lilliputians? hahaha
Sorry about the ligament, Dan. Are you going to go to the doctor?
owwww. hurts just reading about it. hope you're back to normal soon.
hum. back to normal. that just sounds purely funny when I'm talking to you. ;-)
G,
I've just looked it up. Hey, he pissed on the palace. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna think of a Gulliver blog. Hmmmmmm.
Re the knee, been to a physiotherapist this afternoon and he put me through absolute agony for an hour. Manipulating and squeezing and putting on heat and oil and stuff. It was like torture but I'm assured my recovery will be all the quicker for that. So, I'm afraid it's no gain without pain. Bugger!
Hayden,
I was painful and still is but I've faith in my physio. As for what's normal, in my part of town who can tell...
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