Thursday, April 16, 2020

A 50,000 year old piece of string...

has been found in France among the effects of some Neanderthals who once lived in the area. A spokesgrunt for the Ancient Order of Neanderthals and others falling outside the Homo Sapiens bloodline said, "The question; how long is a piece of string seemed unimportant at the time. And perhaps this is where we went wrong. Oh how we laughed at our homo sapien cousins with all their poking under rocks and things when nothing cheered the neanderthal noggin more than an afternoon's macrame around the fire with perhaps a sizzling haunch or two. It was a good life. But hey, history proved they were right and we were wrong. There's not a lot more to add, really.



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