the Great Orme in Llandudno storm the town's defences. Spokesgoat Neddy Tremble Hoof, seen here talking to reporters, said, "Hey, we're not vandals. We just like eating and where's the harm in that. Yes, we include stuff from washing lines but who here hasn’t been stirred by the sight of duvet covers billowing in the morning breeze? Is it just us? It is? Well, that is a surprise. Each to their own is what I say. Now, if you don't mind I'm going to fuck this hedge."
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