Sunday, April 10, 2005

Sean's sister has received...

a bill from the council demanding £50 because she was seen throwing a cigarette from her car into the street. The fact she doesn't smoke is neither here nor there. Over the phone she denied the 'offence' and they said she would be prosecuted. There's a madness abroad in the early 21st century where you can be denounced just for being out of doors. Whatever will be next? My money's on an underealised issue, that of exhalation. It's persistant, polluting and shows no regard for global warming, the ozone layer and glacial retreat. And isn't it just fucking selfish of us not to realise the damage we're causing through such behaviour? Of course the rich won't be affected as they don't exhale they give. So that's alright then. Farting cows are also a menace but play a stronger hand having neither independent means or the capacity to fit into a dock.

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