Today's press is...

full of Pope stuff. Seems the funeral was a big event. The paper's had photo's and there was a diagram of the inside of his coffin. Jeez, it was like the Tardis though I think the mini-bar a tad excessive and what's that piano about, and the trouser press? On closer examination I could see it was an old graphic and the body was Imelda Marcos. Little wonder they had to use a winch, what with all those shoes...