There's a bounty on squirrels...

in the south (why do all the interesting things seem to happen there?). It must be true because some gnarled old farmer was on the radio the other morning going on with himself. Before leaving by early bus I want to see one of the handbills because I'm not shooting any squirrel named Tex. Nor if they smoke or have scarring. I wonder if it was a dream? £500 seems a lot of money, unless they're after one particular squirrel. Could be it is Tex.